Cleaning Company Names – 50 Squeaky Clean Examples 09/07/11
Cleaning companies need to corral chaos, scour dirt, and gain your confidence. Anyone who literally goes through your dirty laundry should have a respectable reputation and distaste for gossip. Sticky fingers need not apply.
Merry Maids – This is reminiscent of the birds flitting around in a Disney movie, singing in warbling soprano while tying ribbons on princess dresses and turning frogs into princes. Whistle while you work and all that. Picture a flock of happy little cleaners fluffing your pillows, feather-dusting your blinds, and chattering joyfully while you wave your magic wand.
Clean Sweep Cleaning Services – This one is more like a spoonful of sugar. It’s what you always wished you could do when your mom asked you to clean your room. Either they breeze through without evidence that they were ever there or they sweep everything under the rug. In either case, your house is spic and span when they leave.
Rug Doctor –Experts who can take care of the dirtiest part of your home? And they make house calls? Make an appointment today.
Americlean – This brings to mind sparkling, cherry-red Pontiacs driving through the suburbs in slow motion past twirling sprinklers and the tinkle of children’s laughter. Perfectly manicured lawns and picket fences provide the entryway to a dazzlingly immaculate home.
The Clean Genie – Hasn’t this always been one of your three wishes, at least since you turned 30? Imagine everything you could accomplish if you were not responsible for cleaning your own home. Now rub your lamp and make a wish.
Acme Cleaning Service – Whatever marketing consultant told this company to use the first letter of the alphabet so it would appear first in the yellow pages forgot the most important thing: people don’t use the yellow pages anymore. This type of generic name makes people groan and click the back button.
Maid to Order – Unless you’re ordering a bride from Russia or ordering a meal at a gourmet restaurant, this name doesn’t bring up the best connotations.
Carpets and Drapes – These days, no one really cares if they match.
Fancy Fingers Cleaning Company – While one hand is waving its fingers distractingly in front of your face, the other is digging through your coin purse or deftly maneuvering the combination to your safe.
Fish Window Cleaning – The words “fish” and “clean” just don’t go together in any language. Unless you’re cleaning a fish, in which case you should step outside and wear rubber gloves.
The Ones that Just Sound Like Movie Titles
The Maids – A bad horror flick
Euromaids – A bad porn flick
Dilla Maids – A bad horror/porn flick
Examples of Real Cleaning Company Names:
2 Moms Clean
2 Women Cleaning Services
A Affordable Cleaning
All City Cleaning Service
All Clean Home
Allied Cleaning Services
Barbaras Professional Cleaning Service
Beacon Industrial Services
Blue Chip Cleaning
Bucket N Broom
Budget Janitorial Services
Clean Masters 911
Colberts Unique Cleaning Service
Duct Cleaning Services
Fast Clean Services
Father and Sons Cleaning
Friendly Cleaning Service
Great Green Cleaning
Great White Clean
Green Clean Services
Green Cleaning Services
Gulf Shores Cleaning
House Clean Team
Integrity Janitorial Cleaning
Janatorial Cleaning Services, Inc.
Lux Cleaning Service
Midwest Pro Wash
Mrs. Clean USA
My Dad’s Cleaning Services
Professional Cleaning Service
Qualified Mobile Cleaning Services
Reliable Cleaning Service
Royal Cleaning Services
Service Master Cleaning
Smiling Home Cleaning
Swab the Deck
The Cleaning Authority
Trust Business Solution – a green cleaning company
Unique Cleaning Service
Unique Cleanings Service
Wall 2 Wall Cleaning Services
Well Done Cleaning
White Gloves Kleaning Service